HEY!!!!
I just noticed that I have graduated to the lofty rank of 'POOH-BAH'!!! In celebration, I invite everyone over to my house this evening for tasty adult beverages. Offer good tonight ONLY, and you have to bring your own tasty adult beverage. (I'll supply the chips and the 'warm, homey, atmosphere of brotherhood.')

We'll all sit around, consume our respective beverages, and polish my bike, while I supervise and make pithy comments about the Second Amendment and the impact of Scientology on Tom Cruise's chance of getting an Academy Award for 'Lifetime Achievement.'
OR
We could second guess the contestants on 'Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.'

Whuddaya say???

BTW, where has Dwight been the last several days?? I miss his SPEAKING IN CAPS to make a point...
