THAT'S 'cuz Raul ain't got no beard, Bill!!!
It's ALL in the beard, ya know.
Or maybe it's in the fact that an OLD MAN of what, EIGHTY?, was STILL tryin' to fit into his old army fatigues in order to show "how tough" and "vibrant" he still was!
(THAT could be it TOO, ya know)
Hey! Kind'a like Lloyd Bensen once famously said..."WE know Fidel, and Raul, you ain't no Fidel"!
Raul, DUDE: You just GOTTA grow a beard and start wearing your little soldier outfits if you NOW wanna lead those people around on that little island!!!
