Oh man! That's just Fidel's bad luck, huh?!

If he could'a waited just few more years, them there steroids could'a probably helped him gain that 15mph fastball the Major Leagues demanded!!!!

(talk 'bout your bad-timin' HUH?!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)