I can see you're going to be having a great Valentine's Day with your wife.
Ever thought about putting a lock on the door to your office? Nah, she'd probably hit the ceiling if you did that.
A couple of weeks ago my neighbor came over to borrow a wood chisel when I wasn't home. My wife gave him my best antique chisel that's worth $70, instead of the yellow handle Stanley I keep around just for times like this. Needless to say my wife won't be loaning out anymore of my tools after the tongue lashing I gave here when I got home.
