A guy was fishing off the coast of Mexico. He wasn't catching anything and decided that he needed to change his tackle. When he bit off the end of the fishing line to attach a different lure, he found out rather dramatically that his line had come up through a school of jellyfish. He had heard that alcohol neutralizes jellyfish toxin, so he broke out a bottle of old muleshoe and, after several liberal applications, he was feeling no pain.
At least, that's what he told his wife when he got back to shore...
