Do you guys remember Bill Cosby's Tonto routine? Now that's hilarious!
It went something like....
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When I was kid, my brother and I loved watchin' the Lone Ranger on TV. BUT, we could never understand why Tonto partnered up with that dude.
It seemed every time there was somethin' bad that happened caused by some the bad guy out at the ranch, the ol' Lone Ranger and Tonto would show up afterward and then the Masked Man would tell poor ol' Tonto somethin' like..."While I console the school marm here, I want you to ride into town and scout out the situation, and see if you can locate Deadeye there."
And Tonto would ALWAYS say, "Yes Kemosabe!"
BUT, every time Tonto went into town to do that, he got the snot beaten out of him by the bad guys! Every single TIME!!!
And so eventually whenever the Lone Ranger would tell Tonto that, me and my brother would yell at the TV..."NO TONTO!!! DON'T GO! DON'T DO WHAT THAT WHITE MAN SAID TO DO!!!"
But, of course, he ALWAYS did anyway!
