Even worse joke of the day.....

The teacher at elementary school tells the kids ”Friday is ‘what my daddy does at the weekend’ day. You must bring in something that is connected to what your daddy does when he isn’t at work”.

On the Friday little Eric is on his way to school in his HD jacket, bandana and chaps when a sleazy guy pulls up alongside him and says “Hey sonny, do you like to hang out with other guys of the same ‘persuasion’? The kid ignores him and walks on just as he has been told to do.

“Hey sonny, do you dream of putting your ‘cycle on a trailer and taking it to Sturgis and hanging out with the guys?” Again the kid walks on

“Hey sonny, have you ever felt like kissing a guy?”

At this point the kid stops and says “Hey mister, I ain’t a REAL HD rider you know!”

Mind you, I've just finished a half bottle of Cap'n Morgan rum..............

I feel like a sailor, but where would I get one at this time of night !

If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.