hmmm...seems there be a few mighty "tough and scary"(and scared) people around these here parts.
And so...I'll just be over here behind this coach all by myself with my Pop's old side-by-side 12ga(the craved stock on it is pretty cool, I must say), and my trusty S&W snub-nosed .38 if anybody needs me!

(that's my arsenal...I hope it's enough)