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Er... Dwight? You know that with those women around we'll have to use the toilet, instead of just whippin' it out off the patio, don't you?  And you others, If anybody is going to ride that is, I'll be leaving Vegas on Thursday, if you want to ride with.
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Er... Dwight? You know that with those women around we'll have to use the toilet, instead of just whippin' it out off the patio, don't you? 
Gee thanks Bill - what were Linda and I last year - chopped liver??? Or did you guys just wait till we went to bed? 
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Er... Dwight? You know that with those women around we'll have to use the toilet, instead of just whippin' it out off the patio, don't you? 
Yeah???!!! 
Well I'll tell ya Bill...the FIRST dude I catch doin' THAT into the catch-basin of my new water-effects waterfall which flows next to my brand new patio behind the house, will be utilizing the same method as the ladies use "by necessity" from THEN ON OUT, big guy!!!


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This ought to be a very interesting trip. Of course being a former Airman, I'm used to being around rude and crude, but do draw the line at watering the landscape without use of city utilities. Of course, when it comes to beer, give me an Imperial, or Dos XX, something foreign. Of course, the beer is AFTER the ride.
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Hey Bro, If you're going I'm going. Let me know.
Also, if time off your dayjob for the long ride from Portland an issue. I wonder what it would cost to ship your bike and you could fly to San Diego and we could ride to AZ together.
Just a thought.
You'll definitley know if I will be able to make it or not.
It's either ride there or don't go. I figure we could meet up in Bakersfield or Barstow.
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Well...of course, my dear!  (and of course that'd be Dos XX DARK you're talkin' about there for after the ride too, RIGHT?!) 
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Er... Dwight? You know that with those women around we'll have to use the toilet, instead of just whippin' it out off the patio, don't you? 
Gee thanks Bill - what were Linda and I last year - chopped liver??? Or did you guys just wait till we went to bed?

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We should have a nice variety of good import and domestic craft beers there. And don't worry AmyLee, we're not really rude and crude. Well, I'm not anyway.  Actually, a swell bunch here. 
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Well, I don't post much but I do live in the valley so I guess I fit Becky's description. I have the date on my calendar. It is the busy time of year for me (with finals and graduation the next week) but if I can't break free to come up on Friday afternoon, I'll make it on Saturday (probably not early enough for the Canyon though) and shoot the breeze and head back on Sunday.  Look forward to putting faces to all of these names I have been reading for so long. Dan Quote:
Ok - so we have the far flung contingent all wanting in.... What's happened to the rest of you that actually live here in the SW!!!!??!
I KNOW there are some guys in Phoenix and Tucson that have NOT piped in here yet....and a couple up there in Utah and Colorado, and couple more in the So Cal regions. Whats the deal??   Becky
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Since I was the first to start whining about this, you know I'll be there. I'm trying to talk Eddy into coming this way so we can hook up for the run across the desert. (the more the merrier.) Quote:
a couple of Brits with funny accents?
Isn't that a redundency? (BTW, you know the reason the sun never set on the British Empire was that God would never trust an Englishman in the dark. 
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Well, I don't post much but I do live in the valley so I guess I fit Becky's description. I have the date on my calendar. It is the busy time of year for me (with finals and graduation the next week) but if I can't break free to come up on Friday afternoon, I'll make it on Saturday (probably not early enough for the Canyon though) and shoot the breeze and head back on Sunday. Look forward to putting faces to all of these names I have been reading for so long. Dan
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Ok - so we have the far flung contingent all wanting in.... What's happened to the rest of you that actually live here in the SW!!!!??!
I KNOW there are some guys in Phoenix and Tucson that have NOT piped in here yet....and a couple up there in Utah and Colorado, and couple more in the So Cal regions. Whats the deal??   Becky
Ok Dan - here's what ya do....pack the bike Thurs night - go to school on Friday, and then get outta there at a reasonable hour and head up to Prescott - If you leave by 4 pm we might hold dinner for ya - actually I'm sure you would arrive in time for dinner! Since these guys like to sit around after a days ride and talk about it, inspect all the bikes and drink a few beers before dinner!!  Becky
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This ought to be a very interesting trip. Of course being a former Airman, I'm used to being around rude and crude, but do draw the line at watering the landscape without use of city utilities. Of course, when it comes to beer, give me an Imperial, or Dos XX, something foreign. Of course, the beer is AFTER the ride.
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AmyLee - beers are certainly after the ride, and I'm make sure we have some decent Mexican beer - I like the Dox XX amber!!! And these guys aren't really too bad - they just like to talk it up. Can't WAIT for MAY!!!! Becky
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BTW, you know the reason the sun never set on the British Empire was that God would never trust an Englishman in the dark.
How to win friends and influence people, eh? 
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You'll definitley know if I will be able to make it or not.
It's either ride there or don't go. I figure we could meet up in Bakersfield or Barstow.
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Sounds good to me.

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How to win friends and influence people, eh?
You know, I used to be a quiet, get along with everyone kind of guy, then last year I spent a few days with Dwight... 
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How to win friends and influence people, eh?
You know, I used to be a quiet, get along with everyone kind of guy, then last year I spent a few days with Dwight...

You got THAT RIGHT, Mike!
(well, AT LEAST I seem to have FINALLY had an effect on SOMEBODY around here!!!)
Now...It's ABOUT TIME you've chimed in here, dude! As you, yourself, got this whole ball of wax rollin', ya know!!!
BUT, what's happened to that other Rocky Mountain denizen o' yours? Where's BOB???
And BTW Mike...I can't believe I've never heard that "reason" for British Empire's sunlit celestial cause before!!! THAT was GOOD!!! 
(and you know, there's a Joe Lucas joke somewhere to be mined after THAT ONE TOO!) 
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I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...
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 PERFECT, Ron!!! Err...Ron! RON???!!! You OKAY, Buddy???!!!  (somebody call 911 while I head to Texas!!!) 
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whew, just flicked the switch twice and jumped up and down 3 times. Just like the good ole days. Ya know old Joe spent most of his life trying to have Ohms law repealed. 
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WHEW!!! MAN am I glad you posted somethin' here, Ron!!! I was about out the door and on my way to LAX and to non-rev to SAT!!! YEP! I hear you have to use that 3-step process to reboot those Lucas pacemakers sometimes! (actually I was probably more worried I wouldn't get to try out that Victory Motorcycle of yours this comin' May...I can be sooooo mercenary sometimes, ya know) 
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No Victory, have not bought one yet. May is a ways off though.
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Pipe-pipe-pipe from Colorado...  Sorry I've been remiss in keeping up. Just had sentencing on a couple of trials (Nov) and mid-Jan, first degree attempted murder, first degree attempted murder on a peace officer, second degree attempted murder on a peace officer, first-degree assault x 3. A bad week on meth equals 222 years. Proof that one of the functions of sentencing is deterrence? We'll see. Anyway, since I've got my life back, we'll see you there. and Becky, don't forget to put the seats back up when you girls leave...
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You'll definitley know if I will be able to make it or not.
It's either ride there or don't go. I figure we could meet up in Bakersfield or Barstow.
Soren
Sounds good to me.
I'm thinking of playing safe and planing on three days to get there and three back. It's only about 1300 miles for me. Maybe I'll try two to get there and four to get back.
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Sorry I've been remiss in keeping up. Just had sentencing on a couple of trials (Nov) and mid-Jan, first degree attempted murder, first degree attempted murder on a peace officer, second degree attempted murder on a peace officer, first-degree assault x 3. A bad week on meth equals 222 years.
222 years? Do you really think their gonna let you out to go motorcycle riding? 
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Yeah! I'm glad you asked, Mike! The way Bob worded that, I wasn't too clear about this EITHER! 
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It looks like we're forming a pretty good group Dwight Big bill Soren Robert- HabuBA Amylee Becky <--------------------- = Becky Paul- beanache Eddy- Fasteddy Nathan- neight Dan- DanB Mike- FCTUSH Friar John Funkletrumpet Wrwallpi- if he gets out of jail  Ron
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Dwight Big bill Soren Robert Amylee Becky Paul Eddy Nathan Dan Mike Friar John Funkletrumpet Wrwallpi- if he gets out of jail  Ron
Youre gonna have to put screen names on ALL those not just some...since there are newbies...took me a minute even to figure them all out 
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Yeah! I'm glad you asked, Mike!
The way Bob worded that, I wasn't too clear about this EITHER! 
I knew what he meant -- but I guess thats cause I'm "in the business" too!
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OK to start you would be ummmmmm Becky I don't know Funkletrumpet's real name. I guarantee I will call him "Hey you" for 3 days before I use that name all weekend  Yeah, FJ I fixed it quick but saw you were online so figured I was busted anyhow. 
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I may be bringing my wife and daughter down. Seems the only sure way to keep my wife from changing my mind. So I am going to try this tack!
On tour days especially to the Grand Canyon, If there is someone who may want to travel by vehicle, my van will be going if my wife has it in her to make the trip...after the trip down. We'll have to play that one by ear. Health issues.
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Yeah, FJ I fixed it quick but saw you were online so figured I was busted anyhow.
Actually, it's worse than that. I got it via e-mail because I have this thread in my favorites.
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I don't know Funkletrumpet's real name. I guarantee I will call him "Hey you" for 3 days before I use that name all weekend 
And I guarantee you won't ... I'll only be there for a day!!  Just messin' with ya.
This trip, Wendy and I will only be in the US for 7 days so imagine the prospect of spending 3 of them with Dwight!!!!?? 
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It looks like we're forming a pretty good group
Dwight Big bill Soren Robert- HabuBA Amylee Becky <--------------------- = Becky Paul- beanache Eddy- Fasteddy Nathan- neight Dan- DanB Mike- FCTUSH Friar John Funkletrumpet and Wenster (Wendy) Wrwallpi- if he gets out of jail  Ron
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Hey Dwight, I haven't seen (OK, read that as I haven't looked!) but are there any shirts / patches for this shindig? Imagine flying over 5000 miles and driving 300 miles * or so and not get a shirt to show off when we get back home!!  *Stuck in a car with cold drinks, music and air conditioning! And pity poor Wendy having to put up with my crap jokes!! 
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if i get a baby sitter and a few more conservatives to ride with, maybe we'll show ( me and wife ). I just don't want to show up and it be like real time with bill maher. Maybe some of the old Florida boys will ride out ( phil, moe, anyone up for it )
If twelve days didn't separate this Rally from the Georgia Rally I would ride Cinnamon Girl 1900 miles West. I've always wanted to head West! Given the distance, 7 days would be the time shift. Allowing for the 5 days to roll on the Mother Road. Departing the Southwest Triumph Fest I could see me heading up to the Black Hills. Dang. Someday... 
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This trip, Wendy and I will only be in the US for 7 days so imagine the prospect of spending 3 of them with Dwight!!!!??
Never thought about it that way. Maybe we need to invent an IronDwight award for putting up with him more than two days.
Sheesh! His wife would qualify for sainthood.
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Oh yeah...I'll have T-shirts alright. And this year I'm getting a few more XXLs, maybe a few XXXLs! I learned my lesson last year...there be a few more "big boys" there than I expected last year, alright!(though in their defense I also noticed that the brand of T-shirt I used tended to run a mite small) (and BTW Soren...Those were NOT Roman Numerals up there...those were T-shirt sizes!) 
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if i get a baby sitter and a few more conservatives to ride with, maybe we'll show ( me and wife ). I just don't want to show up and it be like real time with bill maher. Maybe some of the old Florida boys will ride out ( phil, moe, anyone up for it )
If twelve days didn't separate this Rally from the Georgia Rally I would ride Cinnamon Girl 1900 miles West. I've always wanted to head West! Given the distance, 7 days would be the time shift. Allowing for the 5 days to roll on the Mother Road. Departing the Southwest Triumph Fest I could see me heading up to the Black Hills. Dang. Someday...
Next year, Moe! Next year!
(I mean...you see them fellas very freakin' year back there, right?! I think it might be time to meet some folks out this way maybe?!) 
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