Oil?! I heard that this bike is so advanced that it does not use oil! It absorbs slippery molecules from the air! Really, it does... It is a green machine too, made from recycled Hummer parts. I think they get 10 or 20 bikes from every Hummer they use. Runs on water that is recycled from your house drains to be even MORE environmentally sound. Will run all day on one tank of waste. Now THAT is technology.
I heard all this from a very reliable source, honest...
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to that fact and relax
