A little off topic:

On those rare ocassions when McDonalds is the only game in town, I may order:

"This, that, & the other & that's all thank you."

I wince in anticipation of the clerk asking me:

"Do you want 'The Meal'?"

F-k! Now how do I answer that?

Yes -- I want the meal. Didn't I just order a meal?

No -- I don't want the meal, I just ordered for a practice swing for next time I roll through.

I end up telling the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth:

"I don't know."