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I like all motorcycles. Every one. If I had the money, I would have a bunch of them. Different ones for different days, different trips. Someone to maintain them, polish them, read Haynes manuals to them at night before they go to sleep. If I didn't like one, I would put it in "timeout" in the corner until it started to behave.





In other words, you want to be Jay Leno?

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python