One of my friends rides an Ultra Classic Electra Glide.
I would give him a hard time, but he beats me to it,
says things like "Yep, bought me a lifestyle"; "I like the marketing image"; "Let's go riding, you can wait for me at the end of the twisty part" etc. etc.
He's no fun at all.
.
"Utility bike"
. That's pretty good. I'll use it but it won't get a rise out of him. He'll probably start using it
