Yota, Yota, Yota!!!

You're starting to sound just like this one very insecure girlfriend I had!

She kept asking me..."Does this dress make my a$$ look too big?"

After a few months of this, one day I couldn't take it anymore, and so I said back to her...."No Susan, ONCE AGAIN, it DOESN'T!!! But that IS one BIG-A$$ DRESS, AIN'T IT???!!!"

(needless to say...I married Judie, not Susan)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)