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Am I too fat for a Sprint?
Perhaps if you ask it this way - "Honey, does this Sprint make my ****** look big?" To which, all of us who love you no matter what, would reply, "Sweetheart, you look devine no matter what you ride. 
2004 Triumph Speedmaster (J Lo) 2006 Yamaha Stratoliner (Adele)
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Re: Would you love me?
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Loquacious
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Charlie, Donny???? Did my a** look too big on the Sprint?
we should do this every weekend!
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Yota, Yota, Yota!!!
You're starting to sound just like this one very insecure girlfriend I had!
She kept asking me..."Does this dress make my a$$ look too big?"
After a few months of this, one day I couldn't take it anymore, and so I said back to her...."No Susan, ONCE AGAIN, it DOESN'T!!! But that IS one BIG-A$$ DRESS, AIN'T IT???!!!"
(needless to say...I married Judie, not Susan)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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ok...so would a R3 make me look skinnier?
we should do this every weekend!
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Fe Butt
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Well, maybe in basic black and with a string o' pearls it might!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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we should do this every weekend!
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Should be Riding
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The scary part about JR is that when you are sleeping, JR is awake. And when you're awake, he's awake too....
rust never sleeps.
That's sounds vaguely like Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Funny you mention this! JUST today my wife got me a T-shirt that says
"If you can see CHUCK NORRIS he CAN SEE YOU.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, YOU MAY BE ONLY SECONDS AWAY FROM DEATH."
Benny
Black & Silver '02
Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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Fe Butt
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flats or heels?
Well that depends...how big are your CALVES already without heels on?
(and let me warn you right here and now...if after this last question o' mine, you even THINK about taking this thread into the domain of the species: bovine....I'M LEAVIN'!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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we should do this every weekend!
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Saddle Sore
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you even THINK about taking this thread into the domain of the species: bovine....I'M LEAVIN'!!!)
Now SIR , in the interest of Zoological Correctness ( the Z C movement ) , generally the SPECIES has a qualifier - the GENUS . This would render your metaphorical beast " Taurus domesticus " . ( NOT the family Ford ) . You still plannin ' on leavin ' ?  
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Fe Butt
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Good! But if you did and the skin on 'em started gettin' itchy, dry and broken, they DO have special prescriptions nowdays to handle "cankle sores", ya know!
(geez...and here it was me who didn't want this thing to digress into lousy puns about calves and bovines....I'm sooooo ashamed)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Taurus domesticus "
I was fond of the SVO!
we should do this every weekend!
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Adjunct
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The scary part about JR is that when you are sleeping, JR is awake. And when you're awake, he's awake too....
are you sure Yota isn't actually Chuck Norris?
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to that fact and relax
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