Sick of the blonde jokes her younger sister LOVES to tell, my 17 year old declared (loudly) at dinner that "Make her stop!!! I am really tired of those stupid jokes" and "besides I am only blonde on the inside..."
One night while out to dinner, my 14 year old was telling my wife about our conversation in the car on the way to school that morning. At the end of her story she looked at her mother and said loud enough for several tables around to hear:
And then Daddy said "No sh!!t <beep>!" And then
"Oh MY GOD I beeped the wrong word!"
We got lots of looks and chuckles from the surrounding tables.
"Sherlock" has become a favored bad word at our house...