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Well how about this. I was driving my tractor down a path through the woods this afternoon. The front tire some how caught a branch and kicked it up. It was about three inches in diameter and ten feet or so long. The sob hit me square in the nose. Nearly knocked me off the tractor. I stopped. Not just because it hurt. But because I couldn't see. It was about 20 degrees F out so that didn't help either. Sat there for a few minutes contemplating my place in the universe with my hand cupped over my face. Finally got the courage to take my hand down and sure enough, blood. Well really wasn't all that bad. Just a skinned up nose and probably black eyes tommorrow. Talk about feeling like your heads gonna explode...I feel for ya brother....



And you forgot math?

Sorry I had to hope it doesn't hurt too much.



I always carry my trusty calculator just for such emergencies.