HEY!!! I think I see a BLOCKBUSTER of a MOVIE here, dude!!!
(tell Sly to forget that Rambo thing)

This story has BOFFO BOX OFFICE written ALL OVER IT!!! AND, it's even got an AK-47 in it TOO! Now that's SUREFIRE!(no pun intended.....much)

Now, tell ya what, Wade! Let me get a hold of my agent Murray Schwatzman for ya and see what he can do to help get this thing on the screen!

(you haven't given the Rights to this story to anybody else now have you?)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)