Yee . Ha . 1:00 A.M. Cold , very cold . No bikes anywhere , very Twilight Zone-ish . Riding around Atlanta Southside , pulled up to a red light on a two - lane , I'm in the right lane , a car pulls up beside me on the RIGHT !!

Well , when the light changes I can imagine the ensuing pain as I am squished between all the cars at this busy intersection .

I coulda kicked in Stupid's fender with my right boot and took off . I just turned right and went home to live another day .