"Frog" is on the jack, both wheels off, seat off, tank off, all fuses out, battery on trickle, cables hanging and being lubed, chain cleaned and lubed, waiting on $8 per quart Mobil 1 "V-twin" synthetic and filter from Wal-Mart, and new front and rear tires to arrive (Dunlop 404's for $139 delivered for front AND rear)...Kimmy's bike ready, waiting and gleeming at me when Im not looking, wondering when her turn is gonna be....all she's getting is an oil change, and trust me, Kimmy won't be doing it...