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Don't listen to Dinqua, he's a drunken sot



Excuuuuuuuuuuuse Me?
he's a drunken sot?
Izzat some sort of hillbilly, envious, southern Floridian insult?
Son of a Toad?
Son of a Triumph?
Son of a....ah screw it, he can't type cause he is so friggin envious (not jealous: jealousy is between people, envy is the desire you feel for another's pocessions. English 102 is dismissed)

Yo, Fill, byte me dood!
Can you tell eye don't have my fancy degree yet?
We'll have a big cardboard (or Photoshop, much cheaper, like you) cutout of you in the yard this week, so we can at least have the same intelligent conversations as if you were actually here.

Na, miss ya bud, too bad you won't make it. Really, we won't have any fun, really! I mean it, It's gonna huricanne, rain, sleet, blow, every road will be flat forever, no hills, no turns, ....oh wait, that's FLORIDA!

A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice. Pat