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Hrumph!!! All Santa left me last night was a friggin' lump o' coal in my Christmas stocking!

(...I guessin' that fat fart must be operating under the false assumption that Triumphs are steam-powered or somethin', huh?!)




A lump of coal. You should be so lucky.

I asked for a Ducati and what did i get.....SOCKS. I dont know why i bother to write to santa every year. Every year the fat fart in red lets me down. Unlike the children however, they had a bumper day, toys through the ying yang.


Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able Seller of fine automobiles. Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga 423-424-4000