 (OT) How he does it
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Lately, every year, there has been some "engineer" sort calculating how much time Santa can spend at each house and how fast he would have to fly to finish his job in one night. Well, I say HUMBUG! The real answer is right there on the TV screen! In the movie Startreck IV, they were able to go back in time by speeding up to around warp 9.4 and slingshotting around the sun. So, if the sleigh is really a customized Klingon bird of prey, the time factor is taken care of. He doesn't rush through his job spending nanoseconds at each house, he wrks a neighborhood, zips around the sun and has as much time as he started with.
Now, about the bag. It may look like an ordinary red laundry bag, so how does he get a whole worlds worth of gifts in it? Quite simply, he used Timelord technology. That bag is nothing more than a tardis with the time/space travel machinery removed. Doctor Who's tardis, as fans well know, is much larger inside than it is on the outside.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Glad you got that cleared up.
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I have the answer. From Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus & His 'Ol Lady" "He had some Magic Dust, man. He give a little to the Reindeers,a little to Santa Claus,a little more to Santa Claus..." 
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you know its funny you say that ,but ive never seen an episode of star trek or dr who on christmas. coincedence.......... i think not 
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Less we forget Star Trek TNGs' Q
Sono qui per la birra
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you know its funny you say that ,but ive never seen an episode of star trek or dr who on christmas. coincedence.......... i think not
There was a Christmas episode in the first season of the new Dr Who. But. I think they don't show Who or Startreck on Xmas as a coverup. The nanosecond per household people would be found out if the evidence was revealed on the day.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Santa is an ALIEN ! He and his kind need CHROMIUM to line the DILITHIDE crystal reactor . That is why our chrome is " flaking off " , it's being sucked outta here by THEM ! They KNOW when you are sleeping , they KNOW when you're awake ? Can't you see what's happening here ? 
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