Bonneville America Forums Forums Off Topic Discussion Forums Lounge Great Christmas Card!

This probably got posted either last year or before, but it warrants seeing/hearing again. It's not a bike card, but one of the best I've seen.

Merry Christmas

Put this one at the top of the list...and have a very Merry Christmas.

Dear Wishee,

Holiday Greetings

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on her advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards (without prejudice)

Name withheld (Privacy act).

Always liked that one.

That is really cool

Merry Christmas ......(Merry Christ Mas) I dont waste time with any of that politically correct mumbo jumbo.

After all the majority rules.

I spend all day correcting hapless morons who are employed by businesses that require them to say something other than Merry Christmas.

They get to the point where they hate to see me coming. A few even look furtively about and whisper ..quietly...

"Merry christmas."

So sue me.