"Whereas the fake Guinness imported to the US from Canada (yes, "bottled under the authority of .... yada yada yada) having a "T" in the 11th character, does not have the same soul nourishing properties."

that bottled stuff from labatts is muck ,its also a bit different from guinness as its an extra stout, its also where the "guinness is good for you" came from . thank the good lord for widgets