I'm sure the women's lib people wouldn't go for this. But personaly I would just foot the bill for the little wifey to get the tubular snip/tie job. After all she's the one that has to drop the litter not me. Then,.. In this senario, I wouldn't have any down time from riding my brand new Triumph because of sore nads. So sorry ladies...

ps-fortunately (or unfortunately), I'm 60 and have other things to worry about in this department besides the little snippy v, namely the OTHER V.