GEEZ! You people are much too hard on these folks! I've walked into many a H-D dealership over the years, and I have to say that almost all of those folks I've seen there brandishing their brand(hey I LIKE that..."brandishing their brand"...ain't that GOOD?!) so proudly and so "tastefully" I might add, DO seem to walk out of those showrooms and then jump upon those motorcycles of theirs.
Well, with "motorcycles" used in the loosest possible manner of the word here, anyway.
HEY! Even though the machines these poor misguided souls ride have a V-twin in 'em, those things DO HAVE two-wheels and a motor, don't they. That's close enough, right?!

(BTW...the word "tastefully" above was ALSO used in the loosest possible manner)