If your "girlfriend" has a natural woolen coat, and four hooves, you might live in NZ
If your "new" car is a 1985 Aussie made Holden, you might live in NZ
If all your relatives have already emigrated, leaving you the only family member remaining, you might live in NZ
If your National Sporting team, at ANY sport has never won, you might live in NZ
If you speak in an accent that no-one else in the world can understand, you might live in NZ
If you Prime Minister is a bloke with a decidedly feminine name, you might live in NZ
If you only major tourist attraction is a bubbling mud pool, that smells like a rotting corpse, you might live in NZ
If your National Emblem went from an uninteresting, flightless bird, to what resembles a dead, white twig, on a black background, you might live in NZ
