My friend just called me this morning and told me I'm a redneck because I have a refrigerator in my front lawn.(old one I took out last night that died) There is a couch on my front porch right behind it and since I run a towing co. I can cut my grass and find several cars!

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!