Well, what did you expect, Todd???
Owning what many Triumph Higher-ups, dealers, and customers still erroneously consider the "Red-headed B*stard Step-children" of the Triumph line(read: the Cruisers) would automatically make whatever utterances you might relay to the poor gent suspect in his eyes.
You "Philistine", you!!!

(and speakin' o' "PHIL"-istines...WELCOME BACK, DUDE!!!)