I love reporters. We had a guy shoot himself in the head in his car at a gas station here a few years back. On TV, when the deputy said that the man had been sitting in the car with the gun for some time and had fatally shot himself when officers approached the car, a reporter jumped in and asked if the gun had been loaded. The deputy gives this guy his best withering look and says:
Yes, sir, apparently it was at the time.
