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I smiled and acted surprised and contrite when the officer stopped me. Result: ONLY a warning.

(I'm soooooooooooo good at this sort of thing, ya know...schmoooooozin' that is)





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I suspect you showed them a little thigh myself Dwight.



Doh! Now my secret's REALLY OUT, Greg!!!

How the heck did you know I always carry a bucket of KFC chicken with me whenever I plan on tackling the twisties with that car? Yep! And those dudes always go for the thighs, alright!!!

(though not surprisingly, a box of Chrispy Cream donuts will work in a pinch too, ya know)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)