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And I always sort'a get a kick out of it whenever I drive past these guys after either the AZ or the CA Highway Patrol have pulled 'em over, TOO!



Thats not funny Dwight. Everytime i go through Alabama i seem to get pulled over by one of those fine young gentlemen in the cars with flashing lights on top.

Makes me so mad when the cars i just past wave it me as im handed my ticket ...... the ********************* and thats all i have to say about that.



Mark, my ex-pat brit friend. Evidently YOU haven't lost that "funny accent" o' your's yet! You see, once them there Smokeys hear y'all open your pie-hole, they KNOW you is one o' them there "ferriners", and thus you're ALREADY "under the gun", as they say!

My suggestion, SLOW DOWN a bit! And I "ain't talkin'" about just y'all's speed on that there motorsickle o' yours EITHER. You Limeys talk MUCH TOO fast in order to schooze them Smokeys into just given ya only a WARNING!

(ya see, it's ALL in how ya come across initially to the local constabulary as to your ulitmate fate here)

Take ME for instance recently. I got caught doing 51 in a 35MHP zone recently while driving my Spyder over this windy road around here. I smiled and acted surprised and contrite when the officer stopped me. Result: ONLY a warning.

(I'm soooooooooooo good at this sort of thing, ya know...schmoooooozin' that is)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)