Well, I gotta tell ya. If there's an America with a bigger engine, I'd definitely try to convince Jenny that a SECOND bike payment is also a "fact of life". Thing is though, I've developed such an attachment to the one I have, I think I'd suffer almost insurmountable guilt walking past it to get on another. Like cheating on your best gal.


Patriotism: Supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. M. Twain