This just in...
"Ducati has announced its intention to follow suit with Honda in developing an airbag retention system for its line of motorcycles. The primary difference in design is that the Ducati model will be a brunette instead of a blonde, and will be more likened to large bosoms instead of a derriere in response to the preferences of the Italian riders surveyed."
In a related story...
Honda announced that the design for its airbag system was directly influenced by its marketing department wanting to make more of a sales impact in the Greek marketplace.
(Sorry, Bedouin. Couldn't resist...)
