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2006 Goldwing airbag
#21506 09/08/2005 2:57 PM
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Honda might want to re-think the flesh colored airbag. Looks more like the rearend of a blowup doll.



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SalMaglie #21507 09/08/2005 4:03 PM
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saved by the crack

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Re: 2006 Goldwing airbag
SalMaglie #21508 09/08/2005 4:50 PM
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Saw the demo this morning on Good Morning Whatever...
Made me smile when I walked past my no computer, carburated America. You are right about what that airbag looks like! I'd hate to think if you hit a big pothole, the bag goes off and you are riding blind for a few seconds. I'm sure they've worked out all the safety kinks...


Al
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ssjones #21509 09/08/2005 4:55 PM
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Honda strikes again!

(Does it sound like a fart when it inflates??)


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ssjones #21510 09/08/2005 4:59 PM
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I just heard that HD is following suit!

The big difference is that theirs will have a tattoo that shows the HD logo and "Ride to Live, Live to Ride!" printed on one of the 'butt cheeks...'


JB "Long live the Duck Force!"
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SalMaglie #21511 09/08/2005 7:16 PM
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Gives "Buttface" a whole new meaning.


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Dinqua #21512 09/08/2005 8:57 PM
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SalMaglie #21513 09/08/2005 9:14 PM
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Quote:

Looks more like the rearend of a blowup doll.




Umm, Dereck...I think you gave away too much information.


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bigbill #21514 09/08/2005 10:47 PM
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Seriuosly though, I think an air bag on a bike would do way much more harm than good.

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bigbill #21515 09/08/2005 10:56 PM
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Quote:

Quote:

Looks more like the rearend of a blowup doll.




Umm, Dereck...I think you gave away too much information.




Just for that, I'll post the "Deluxe Model".


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SalMaglie #21516 09/09/2005 8:35 AM
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That's some scarrey sh-t! Then you guy's are kind of scarrey anyway. He-l that's why we ride, to be scarrey, and maybe to split a lane every once in a while.
PS I think I knew that blond, once, I was drunk, I don't remember!

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SalMaglie #21517 09/09/2005 8:41 AM
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uh.....everyone in my office is staring at me because of my outburst of inappropriate laughter. the photo with the head is great!

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trump05 #21518 09/09/2005 11:00 AM
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This just in...

"Ducati has announced its intention to follow suit with Honda in developing an airbag retention system for its line of motorcycles. The primary difference in design is that the Ducati model will be a brunette instead of a blonde, and will be more likened to large bosoms instead of a derriere in response to the preferences of the Italian riders surveyed."

In a related story...

Honda announced that the design for its airbag system was directly influenced by its marketing department wanting to make more of a sales impact in the Greek marketplace.

(Sorry, Bedouin. Couldn't resist...)


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trump05 #21519 09/09/2005 10:38 PM
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Jared,
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the photo with the head is great



I gotta know, where did Derek get that picture? I love the "garter belt retainer straps"! Nice Touch.
Ride Safe,
Dennis


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SKILLET #21520 09/11/2005 9:25 AM
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I got the photoshop blowup doll off of my local VTX riders board. I'm sure the guy who posted it got it from somewhere else as he's not known for having that talent.


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