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I was worried about her picking it up on the streets instead of in a controlled environment. Imagine that phone call at 2:00am
"Hello, is this Emily's mother? You're gonna need to come to the hospital, it appears your daughter has been badly burned in a horendous fart lighting accident."

And it could all be avoided...



I'll take my chances.....

Interestingly, when I've looked ahead at the visitation schedule...Em is due to be with me that weekend.
But I'm thinking that when I say to her, "Honey, wanna come up to NH with me for a weekend with some of the BA.com folks?" and she says, "What are we going to be doing?" and I say, "Shaking our heads in disbelief while the yutes light their farts on fire." she'll say "I'm going to Auntie Ellen's that weekend."

"Let your soul shine, It's better than sunshine, It's better than moonshine, ****** sure better than rain." -ABB