Quote:

I'll take Denver over St. Louis.

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common?



A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Mango




In Family Court, the judge asked the child these questions.

"Do you want to live with your Mother?"

"No, she beats me all the time."

"Do you want to live with your Father?"

"No, he beats me too."

"Well, who do you want to live with?"

The kid replied,

"I want to live with the Miami Dolphins, they don't beat anybody!"


Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow The Hayabusa Killa 16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled Procom CDI "There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."