I was joking. I was joking. Honestly. A purse? Come on now. And even if I did it would be a manly purse. Something made out of a freshly killed animal, with my own hands of coarse. Some deadly animal like...a...chipmunk, but a rabid chipmunk with huge fangs and claws. Yeah, that's it, a rabid large toofed, razor clawed killer chipmunk purse.
Besides if I got the pink shirt it wouldn't match my ensemble.
