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I like the idea of whirled peas, too. Way ta go, Dwight!
Ha , whirled peas ,at best,a poor imitation of mushy peas .you just cant better perfection  
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If money alone could bring about whirled peas ..... why has some incredibly RSOB not effected the world so already?
you know mushy peas have affected the world already ,mainly by way of methane gas...... 
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1. Take the cash payout. 2. Buy some network TV commercial time, get in front of the camera with a list: The following people can kiss my rich butt...  3. Bounce around the world to my getaway homes: Rockies, Appalacians, New Zealand, Isle of Man, San Marino... 4. Spend at least an hour a day laughing my a$$ off.
Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow
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I would use it to destroy all my real and perceived enemies.
A man who truly knows what moneys for and what to do with it.. Are you by chance running for office in the near future? 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I would quit my job, buy a nice motorcoach, and VISIT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF BONNEVILLEAMERICA.COM. MuwahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!     (No, I wouldn't ride to see all of you. My ****** couldn't take it.)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I would use it to destroy all my real and perceived enemies.
Ooooh, good one. But is there really enough money for that?
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I would use it to destroy all my real and perceived enemies.
Ooooh, good one. But is there really enough money for that?
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Not for you.
"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"
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1.) set up my daughter's college/ graduate school fund and some kind of trust for her to draw from to buy a home when she's grown.
2.) significant contribution to HIV preventive vaccine and microbicide research.
3.) set up my Big Yellow Art Barn- it's on a rocky coast somewhere, maybe Maine- studios, workshop, gallery and performance space for people who have always harbored artistic/musical dreams to come and create.
3.) the lodge on a mountain sounds good, but maybe it's near my Yellow Art Barn- I love storms and rocky coasts.
4.) pick up one of those RVs that has space for 2 bikes in the back. I'm a woman, it's nice to have my own bathroom. Travel the country.
5.) learn how to sail and buy a beautiful sailboat, keep it on Virgin Gorda for when I get tired of being all artsy in Maine.
6.) give a bunch of money to the local library. Then the mean librarian couldn't give me dirty looks when I'm late with my books.
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
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If money alone could bring about whirled peas ..... why has some incredibly RSOB not effected the world so already?
Because most politicians and rich people don't know beans about peas, that's why!
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Pay off the house, Give it to the kids. Put the OL on back of the bike and head lets see  that way.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Lottery = "Tax on mathematically challenged".....
Warren
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I would use it to destroy all my real and perceived enemies.
Ooooh, good one. But is there really enough money for that?
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Not for you.
You should talk, 'tard.
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FJ. Didnt your mother tell you if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all? Maybe its a monday thing, or maybe you need to learn some manners.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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<diatribe deleted>
Whatever.
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Last edited by FriarJohn; 10/08/2007 9:53 PM.
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did not work,, will someone please make it work???
Dont like what you see??? Big red X in the top right of your screen will fix it!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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i always have to laugh when i hear one of these lotto winners say they are not gonna quit their job hahahahahaha first things first!!!!! i have already notified my boss that when i hit....i am gone!!!!! first of all, my family would all be even with the world, by that i mean, they would have no bills as of now. but then you are all on your own, dont screw it up and dont ASK me for nothin. NOW I AM HAVEIN FUN!!!!!of course i would need some assistance as to tax loopholes, charities that i know and either contribute to now or would like to and such, so i would want to set up the planning stuff with someone so i am never broke again. then Travel, thats all just Travel, i would fish every fishin hole from here to Alaska and back. i would see the Isle of Man at least once, i would visit Ireland and Oz land. i would find my way to as many members of B.A.COM as i could work into my travel plans. find a way to shake hands with Mr. Bloor. By thumb, truck and bike i have traveled all over this wonderfull country, i think it would be nice to do it in style. 
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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Lottery = "Tax on mathematically challenged".....
Now that just don't make sense 
Surely a 1 in 14 million chance is better than than no chance at all??
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Should be Riding
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Well I wouldn't pull a Steve Fossett I mean I admire him and all but I get more kicks outa a 57 chevy ifn ya know what I mean.
When I strike it BIG:
I would have a chateaus every 500 miles or so with a sickle or two in the garage of each.
My life would be spent riding.
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Lottery = "Tax on mathematically challenged".....
I buy a few lottery tickets each time with no expectations of winning. I can afford it. I've thrown money away on worse crap!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Yep! Not to mention all that time o' yours wasted daily by tryin' to keep us bozos in our place 'round here, huh Phil???!!!  (time IS money, ya know)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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It gets better. Your tax dollars often times are buying lottery tickets. Statistically the majority of Lottery players are below the poverty line and spending portions of their dole on the lottery. So ban the lottery and give the welfare funds to the schools or other public works that the lottery is supposed to be supporting.
MuwahahahaHAHAHAHAAAA!
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