I thought it both funny and some points very true having seen my neighbors pasture cruising and checking the cows in their Lexuses (Lexi?). As for the ex-Boston, ex-Milwaukee Braves...that's just another overpaid group of specialists playing a little boys game for lots of money...
BT, your grass is denser than the rest of the neighborhood, are you sneaking some special formula on to it? I mean, isn't there a generic turf competition in every suburban grouping?
As you can see I don't have enough neighbors to know:
