The "Rules for Southern livin" are as follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup
truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get
dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to
us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and
south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $70,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton
pickers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to
understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL
shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear
at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's
available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious
holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of
age.
