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Good Paula! Now when the Ringling Bros come a callin', we can tell 'em that that part of your life is over forever, so they won't be in suspense anymore!





In sobriety I hold out for the glamorous celebrity costume positions. My people are in negotiations with Disneyworld's people, we're exploring my next role as Tinkerbell. I can't wait! Coming off Cinderella's tower on a cable every night during the fireworks! That's the job for me!


"Let your soul shine, It's better than sunshine, It's better than moonshine, ****** sure better than rain." -ABB