Drank way too many martinis at Harts Turkey Farm one year someone suggested I jump into lake winnipesaukee so I did and commenced to drown I flailed around and screamed for help. My friend yelled "hey Kenny stand up!"
I did the water was less than knee deep. I was still drunk when I woke up the next morning, the first time that ever happened. When I woke up I said "hey who puked in my bed?" My friend said "same guy who crapped in your pants"
