I was driving, I take no responsibility for what anyone else does regardless of the location. I'd also like to go on record as saying that I had no idea of what was going on, I didn't even see the video until tonight.

Furthermore, had I been in the back of the Jeep, I freely admit that I too would have been susceptible to the contagiousness of the gayness. It's not one of those things you can fight.

Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."