I know you wrote you're not looking for a Triumph, but if you see one of these up close and in person, it's tough to hold back the drool.

http://www.triumph.co.uk/usa/3603_5009.aspx



Be one of the lucky 50 in the world to own one. 1050 cc, 130 HP out the door. I saw one at Gengras in Hartford.
Wish'dyda had a spare $12K.
First stop would be at the apothecary for a set of diapers.