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.... I new it would happen sooner or later.



Yep, been there.
Family on holiday, quick ride to town to get a pizza. Dropped bike on my leg and got trapped between trailer and the bike.
Couldn't move the thing off of me and decided to give the nearest neighbour a call for help (disregarding the inevitable embarrassment). Pulled phone from jacket, no signal..!
Thought I'd still be there when the milkman arrived in the morning licking condensation off the trailer for survival.

Finally got some help, picked up the bike, had a coffee and went back to plan A for dinner.
Went down the pizza take away for a hot n spicy...

Can you imagine what happens to a deep pan after it falls off at 50MPH..? Looked like a special kind of road kill.

And then she phoned to ask if I was looking after myself...

"... Slow down and turn that bl**dy indicator off..."