As I only registered on here today, a big hello to you all from the land of concrete cows and roundabouts!

I know Jane and Keith and they mentioned this meet to me at a family party last month.

If my boss signs my leave application can I come along to the campsite on the Saturday and Sunday on my speedmaster?

I promise I'll behave and be a good boy.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"