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John-

ED is actually a super hero that protects "older" men from having babies.

Shhh you're giving away his secret identity! His superhero name is "MELTY MAN"!

PS the phenomenon of that certain going numb can also be caused by the seat in an M35A2, aka the Deuceandahalf, after a really long convoy mission.

SFC, US Army (Ret)