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Corn Flakes were created to keep you regular and clean your colon.



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Seems like a kinda scratchy way to clean a colon...



Naw! Not really, JB!

Go ahead! Try it!

Just rub one little corn flake right here---> ;

Oh sorry! That was my semi-colon! Wait a minute.

Okay now...HERE---> :



OHHHH!!! Now THAT felt GOOD! AND...look how clean it is TOO!!!

SEE???!!! Not "scratchy" at all!!! 'cept maybe for a few of those new scratches on your computer screen now.

(BTW....THAT is the ONLY colon o' mine you'll ever get close to with a friggin' corn flake, or ANYTHING ELSE, ol' buddy!!!)


Last edited by Dwight; 09/19/2007 8:45 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)